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A Royal Wedding Souvenir to Remember

provokateur — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:19:41 +0000

Visit www.crownjewelscondoms.com and you might imagine yourself transported to a world of regal luxury – were it not for the fact that the product they sell is, in their own words, the world’s first Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms.

Every pack comes complete with a limited edition Royal Wedding souvenir portrait – which is certainly a first for condoms.

Very funny.

Getting negative on your ass

provokateur — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:43:58 +0000

So, ladies and gentlemen, can we introduce you to Candidate Sam Katz. He’s a Bad Person.

(I’ve just spotted that in 2007 Sam was beaten to the Democrat nomination by one Michael Nutter. Really – that’s just the icing on the cake!)

Click on the pic below and enjoy.

I See Voices (3)

provokateur — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:02:47 +0000

Another vehicle experiencing the kind of existential quandary that keeps its headlights on at night. Either it's *not* information, in which case it precisely IS information, or it *is* information, in which case it informs that it's NOT. Aaargh! Why didn't someone just write 'clean me' into the grime and leave it at that?

I See Voices (2)

provokateur — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:02:13 +0000

Spotted in Soho - a jilted car. Just seemed a bit sad! Who would have thought a Vauxhall could express itself so poignantly?

I See Voices…

provokateur — Sun, 09 May 2010 11:47:49 +0000

An 'occasional regular' feature for the Provokateur blog based on things Josh sees that make him take out his camera... Here's a missing notice that seems to be operating at an existential level.

CelebriSpot Latest

Joshua — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:45:56 +0000

Spotted: Bill Oddie having coffee down the road. He looked a bit grumpy.

Provokateur on Kit-Cat time

Joshua — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:42:18 +0000

It’s a cold cold January, Britain is trying to limp its way out of recession and everyone’s got post-Christmas blues: what we need is a Kit Cat Clock! And here it is. Not sure anyone loves it quite as much as I do… But there’s no denying it’s hypnotic, depression-of-another-era charm.

Provokateur starts Badgering

Joshua — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:44:04 +0000

Is it a bit sad to get so excited about the acquisition of a top of the range badge making machine? In the real world, perhaps – but not here at Provokateur Towers. So please, join us in saying ‘hello’ to the Micro Multi Die Badge Machine. More importantly, watch this space as we get into full badge-making stride! Next week: Chris buys crayons!

Provokateur Pastoral

provokateur — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:41:36 +0000

A trifle surreal, but brightens up our day. So if it’s all getting too much for you and you fancy seeing Provokateur’s Secret Garden, just let our team of highly trained pixies know and they’ll bake some magic jam muffins. Or something.