Archive for the Randomese category
I’ll be honest… I’ve been feeling a bit guilty about my last post about Kony 2012. It seemed, well, a bit flippant.
Well, it was only a matter of time… Royal Wedding Souvenir Prophylactics. It’s not big, and it’s certainly not clever – but it is funny.
There’s a lot of hoo-hah about negative campaigning these days, but the problem is it’s so damn effective! Witness the mayoral race in Winnipeg, Canada. It’s no biggie. Parliament won’t fall as a result. But it has given us an impeccably despicable negative ad. And it’s genius.
Another vehicle experiencing the kind of existential quandary that keeps its headlights on at night.
Either it’s *not* information, in which case it precisely IS information, or it *is* information, in which case it informs that it’s NOT. Aaargh! Why didn’t someone just write ‘clean me’ into the grime and leave it at that?
Spotted in Soho – a jilted car. Just seemed a bit sad!
Who would have thought a Vauxhall could express itself so poignantly?
An ‘occasional regular’ feature for the Provokateur blog based on things Josh sees that make him take out his camera…
Here’s a missing notice that seems to be operating at an existential level.
Spotted: Bill Oddie having coffee down the road. He looked a bit grumpy.
It’s a cold cold January, Britain is trying to limp its way out of recession and everyone’s got post-Christmas blues: what we need is a Kit Cat Clock! And here it is. Not sure anyone loves it quite as much as I do… But there’s no denying it’s hypnotic, depression-of-another-era charm.
Is it a bit sad to get so excited about the acquisition of a top of the range badge making machine? In the real world, perhaps – but not here at Provokateur Towers. So please, join us in saying ‘hello’ to the Micro Multi Die Badge Machine. More importantly, watch this space as we get into full badge-making stride! Next week: Chris buys crayons!